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I just don’t wanna celebrate a bullshit holiday. I’m plenty romantic. I own a home and have never shit my pants. Two things you can’t say.

– (via shitmydadsays) Via Shit My Dad Says
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    And just what was Grandma changin when you filled your diapers Dad…
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