November 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
June 2011
4 posts
Make Cupcakes, Not War Bake-Off! →
Check out my newest cooking contest, the Make Cupcakes, Not War Bake-Off!
March 2011
4 posts
For 94 cents, you can't buy:
Check it out. My buddy Sara’s all publishing n’ shit.
sosarasaid:
A subway ride.
A lotto ticket.
A bottle of Coke in most vending machines.
Anything from Starbucks.
A song on iTunes.
Or your dignity you lost last Saturday night.
HOWEVER! You can buy one of my short stories which are on sale until the end of the month. Please do.
Check it out. For realsies. My other one is...
February 2011
4 posts
Favor of the Year: Nominate Me for Women's Health... →
nutritionista:
I try to never bug you with stuff like this because I know how annoying it is. But this one time, I’m asking for a favor. If you’ve ever gotten tips, advice, motivation, inspiration, or information from this blog, pleasepleaseplease take a few seconds to nominate me (no registration required!). It’s super easy:
Click the link
Blog URL: yournutritionista.com
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“I just don’t wanna celebrate a bullshit holiday. I’m plenty romantic. I own a...”
– (via shitmydadsays)
January 2011
1 post
For empty wine bottles
for blinking cursors
and...
December 2010
4 posts
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
6 posts
Your Nutritionista: The 80/20 Rule (or Don't Slash... →
nutritionista:
Have you slashed all your tires lately? No, I’m not talking about actual tires. I’m talking about your metaphorical tires. One of my favorite “dieting” (I hate that word) analogies is the “don’t slash all your tires” analogy.
It goes like this: If you were to get a flat tire while driving,…
September 2010
11 posts
Grading is hard.
Direct quote:
“They have a huge Epic right with shooting energy balls and other crazy shit.”
Do I really need to explain why you don’t have an A?
August 2010
5 posts
“All that static in the attic
That’s...
July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
2 posts
Sweet Sunday Waffle
I’m an eggs-and-carb for breakfast kind of girl. Most days of the week I scramble or fry an egg and have it with a piece of whole wheat toast or mini bagel and/or a side of fruit, because I need the protein and because I love savory breakfasts. I do have the rouge bowl of oatmeal here and there, but eggs really are my main breakfast staple. Those of you who don’t eat eggs, I really...
“It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
– Albus Dumbledore (via quote-book) (via whatareyouhopingfor)
Fuck yeah, Dumbledore.
May 2010
6 posts
“I chose you because you were like me — you were all alone.”
– Jacob (via whatareyouhopingfor)